Why on earth would he even want to teach you to drive?
Because my parents suggested it as an option and he wants to maintain the golden boy status he somehow gained by marrying my sister.
I think for a “fuck you” bouquet I’d go with basil, red balsam, and sweet william. I hate you, don’t touch me, and general scorn. Though if you really want to get your point across or need some retaliation, some hidden nettle or rue in places their skin will contact would be an effective addition.
This then is a comprehensive guide to the dialect of the moles in Redwall and while it has been thoroughly compiled it doesn’t have anything to properly express how happy I am that it exists
Is there a flower for fuck you? And not in the romantic sense
Red Balsam: Touch-me-not
Striped Carnation: Refusal
Yellow Carnation: Distain
Frog Ophrys: Disgust
Scarlet Geranium: Stupidity
Ladies’ Bedstraw: Rudeness
Pennyroyal: Flee away
Sensitive Hedysarum: Agitation
Sweet William: Scorn
Wild Tansy: I declare war against you
Can I do anything to help you with the practical parts of this? (seeking apartments, etc.)
Maybe. A lot of the problem is that we need 3 bedrooms, have a low budget, and would like to stay close to campus which is exactly what a lot of people are looking for so apartments fitting those criteria get filled quickly. The other big problem is not really knowing how to search. Help with where to look and how to look would be nice because I haven’t done this before.
Is this a parent with the driving? I would just say that sometimes it’s better to learn from not family, and you think you’d both be better off if you learned from someone else.
My brother-in-law who is really offended that him marrying my sister didn’t make me magically like him and who gets really loud and in my face when I say things that remind him that I don’t like him.