Important Opinions on Arbitrary Things

For dinner tonight, just let me dive face first into a Farmers' Market.
  • Aries: I DONT HAVE A SUGAR DADDY
  • Taurus: IVE NEVER HAD A SUGAR DADDY
  • Gemini: IF I WANTED SUGAR DADDY YES I PROBABLY COULD GO OUT AND GET ONE
  • Cancer: BECAUSE I AM WHAT? SICKENING.
  • Leo: YOU COULD NEVER HAVE A SUGAR DADDY BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT THAT KIND OF GIRL
  • Virgo: BABY EVERYTHING I HAVE IVE WORKED FOR AND GOTTEN MYSELF
  • Libra: I HAVE BUILT MYSELF FROM THE GROUND UP YOU FUCKING BITCH
  • Scorpio: *THROWS DRINK*
I’ve always thought of being in love as being willing to do anything for the other person—starve to buy them bread and not mind living in Siberia with them—and I’ve always thought that every minute away from them would be hell—so looking at it that [way] I guess I’m not in love with you.

tyleroakley:

leonibuki:

so this is an thing that happened ?? this is my family picture (im the one of the far right btw)

it got posted on both 9gag and also reddit by an unknown weirdo who probably got it from my sister’s fb

but don’t worry though we actually have no problem with this at all ! reading the comments has been the funniest thing ever so keep it up

this is just perfect in every way

(via chauvinistsushi)

kelsium:

ACLU has a cell phone guide for protesters with recommendations on how best to protect your data in confrontations with police.

darkflame173:

cloacacarnage:

Drax the Destroyer and Rocket Raccoon

*extreme high pitched noise*

(via kittenfeathers)

I could conceivably justify the cost of the smaller version, but the cover I like is out of stock…