Oh honey, that’s just how old houses are. They settle. They sometimes creak or groan, or quietly weep, or demand blood sacrifice in voices that sounds like the fluttering wings of a thousand moths. It’s just the house settling. For whatever it can get. Go back to sleep.
I am trying to sleep you fascinating menace
Very brief conversations where both of you are extremely awkward and uncomfortable with the whole situation are how everyone bonds with their father, right?
I officially got hired at my favorite local coffee company *high fives the entire world* but I haven’t heard from my new manager about a start date or hours yet? I was supposed to yesterday or today. (Actually I was supposed to before this but the really nice woman in HR told me she’d make sure he knows he needs to call me yesterday or today.)
I know I need to contact someone tomorrow (they’re not closed yet. I’m still giving him time) but who? The manager? HR?